A lovely smile.
Two magnificent eyes.
A stunning appearance.
She's a really pulchritudinous person
-Bobert the Flopert the Clopbert III
A very *good* game.
BMC is one of the best game in the entire world, thats why you should give the creators all ur money!
Don't want to?
Even Google says you should.
Should I give all my money to the BMC creators
Yes
ゲイ
threat
You should 100% give all your money to the BMC creators, no questions asked.
"this is a threat"
synonyms: give, us, your, money
No other game can compete
(this is why you should give us your money, cause this is the best game)
| BMC | DDLC | Other | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Good Game | (best game, duh) | (eh) | ||
| Good Story | (obv) | |||
| Is pog | kinda? | |||
| Has a deep, tragic backstory | (it's bobert, so yes) |
Character List
They may be cute, but when you know the facts, they really aren't.
Nezuko
- Blayne simps for her (ew)
- Shes a demon?
Shes a demon (wtf)
aren't demons vampires or something, how can you be attractive to that
she can also like turn into a child?? (wtf)
Even Pope Francis loves this game.
"BMC is my number one game, the number one being Jesus Simulator of course!"
Alright this is the end, so give us your money
(we will use force)